Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Relaxer 101

First, I am not a professional (I am in my own mind, but I digress), so take these things as advice but not from an expert (again, all in my head).  When working with chemicals you have to be careful that you are not allergic to them, nor will they take out your hair.  Here is a list of the things I use:  Good fitting latex gloves, rattail comb, clips, relaxer, oil, neutralizing shampoo, clarifying shampoo, moisture shampoo, deep conditioner, and leave in conditioner.  I do not have a specific relaxer that I use.  One, because they do mostly the same thing, and two I'm cheap and I add things to it.  Things you say?  Why yes, let me explain.  I have a dry scalp some seasons, and I tend to scratch the aforementioned scalp.  To combat this I one, base my scalp with oil (which is a combo of coconut, walnut, jojoba, argan, and evo oil) from an applicator bottle, then I put 1/4 cup in my relaxer.  Now how special is that?  What this does is add barrier to my scalp to keep it from getting those nasty burns.  It also allows me to leave it in a bit longer (I usually have it in there from 10-15 minutes).  Here are the steps I take.

  1. Apply a liberal amount of oil to your scalp and let it sit 10-15 minutes
  2. Part your hair in 3rds, or 4ths, and clip them.
  3. Put gloves on and apply conditioner to your already permed ends, to prevent overprocessing
  4. Mix relaxer with 1/4 cup of hair oil
  5. Apply your perm to wherever your hair needs it first ( i do front-back then alternate)
  6. Wait for however long it takes to get the desired straightness, but don't process over 30 minutes
  7. Rinse it until its gone, then rinse it some more
  8. Wash with neutralizing shampoo, rinse, repeat
  9. Wash with regular shampoo, rinse
  10. Wash with clarifying shampoo, rinse(you only need to do this once, and it should get the remaining residue out of your hair
  11. Wash again with neutralizing shampoo, rinse (you should see that the suds are no longer pink)
  12. Wash with regular shampoo, rinse
  13. Give your hair a good oil rinse, and comb it thru, let it sit for maybe 10 minutes, rinse
  14. Apply conditioner until fully saturated, put under a conditioning cap or dryer for 20 minutes, cool rinse
  15. Spray with leave-in conditioner, use as much as you need according to length of hair
  16. Style as usual
It may seems like you washing your hair quite a bit, but you have to get the relaxer out of your hair.  If you don't it will be hard and crunchy.  Which isn't something you want.  A relaxed and moisturized head is a happy head.  Happy Relaxing!!

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Viva la Creamy Crack!!!

Some call it a relaxer, some call it a perm, I call it the holy grail of hair care: The creamy crack.  Now don't get me wrong, rocking a natural is phenomenal, but it just isn't for me.  I want my hair to be so straight that even if the wind is blowing 1/2 a mile an hour, my hair will move.  I honestly tried the no chemical regimen, and got almost to the 6 month mark, but when I stepped off the plain in San Antonio in my 5th month of post-relaxer, two inches of roots shriveled up and sweated, while my ends were as straight as the day was long.  I looked like a wet spider monkey during mating season.  AKA a hot a** mess.  So shout out to the chemicals, which make my follicles oh so fine, and stay tuned to my next post that explains in detail how I relax my hair.  Viva la Creamy  Crack!!

Thursday, August 4, 2011

It's finals week!!!

So I have been off of my routine, but stay tuned next week for more ideas in hair care!!!!! Ciao!